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FRUIT TART

At diner. Eating tarts.

ONE: It doesn't taste anything like I remember.

TWO: It’s not bad-- certainly not the scrumptious, succulent, mind altering fruit tart you led me to believe it would be.

ONE: Sorry. (sigh) That's so bizzare. For as much as we rely on our memories it's amazing to discover just how screwed up some of those memories really are. That good fruit tart somehow becomes a great fruit tart-- and a bad coffee becomes the worst coffee you ever had. It seems to just get more and more polarized in whatever direction every time you think back on it. Then one day you end up in a moment like this-- making a fool of yourself, realizing that your brain is not really keeping an accurate log of things. It's almost frieghtening.

TWO: One of my earliest memories is playing dominos in Central Park with my grandpa. It is so vivid in my mind, the smells and sounds, more so than most. Turns out it's not even real. My grandfather passed away when I was less than eighteen months old. I don’t know when or why, but I must have made it up, and just continued replaying it in my mind until it was fact, and now a permanent part of my memories. I'll bet even now I could take a polygraph test based on that memory and I'd pass. Crazy, huh?!

ONE: We obviously have this random ability to add and subtract within our memories, if only we could do it to the memories we'd want to change.

TWO: Yeah, I can think of a number of memories I'd like to forget altogether.

ONE: What about embellish? Any fruit tarts you'd like to make better? Other than this one.

TWO: Yeah if I could I probably would. I just can't think of one off the top of my head. You?

ONE: Yeah-- too many. (takes another bite) It's like waxy.

TWO: The aftertaste is making me feel sick.

ONE: I refuse to believe this is the same tart. They must have changed the recipe. I'll go get us some drinks.

FREE MEAL

At a restaurant.

BARRETT: Thank you for agreeing to meet with me Mr. Olsen.

OLSEN: A free meal at a fancy restaurant with a lawyer; it's really an even split, but your paralegal did some nice work. This is my favorite place to eat.

BARRETT: Oh yeah? What's good?

OLSEN: To start with? The wine. (calling to a waiter) A bottle Chateau Margaux please.

BARRETT: A wine connoisseur.

OLSEN: Nah. I just like to get drunk when I talk about business, makes all the b-s that much more stomach-able. Let's get started.

BARRETT: I take it you don't like lawyers.

OLSEN: Alright I'll start us off. Your firms services have been retained by a notable client, who wishes to remain anonymous, to open talks regarding the acquitions of my business: trying to find out my prices? How close am I?

BARRETT: Without even looking at your books my client is prepared to offer you compensation far above than of market value.

Barrett hands him a sealed envelope.

OLSEN: So official.

BARRETT: The offer expires in two weeks.

OLSEN: I only need two seconds. No deal.

BARRETT: You didn't even open it.

OLSEN: You think I'm crazy.

BARRETT: Foolish.

OLSEN: Foolish is trying to solve a moralistic problem with a montary solution.

BARRETT: Your morally against selling your company?

OLSEN: No. I'm morally against selling my company to your client. I started this company with the express purpose of toppling your Goliath, so it would be incredibly foolish to surrender now that they're only beginning to feel threatened by my stone throwing. In fact, I am prepared to make an offer to acquire your clients business. It may not be exactly what they're looking for, but I really feel it is fair solution.

Olsen hands him a blank napkin.

The waiter approaches.

OLSEN: I'll have the three tailed lobster.

BARRETT: How do you see this ending?

OLSEN: With dessert.